[2486] in Humor
HUMOR: Desktop Computing Solution
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Oct 7 12:26:58 1998
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 12:21:42 -0400
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Dean Roquet <roquet@fas.harvard.edu>, david_zewinski@harvard.edu
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Lawlor, Terry" <<TLawlor@palmerdodge.com>
>To: "'lizziehd@aol.com'" <<lizziehd@aol.com>,
> "'sharalee_field@harvard.edu'" <<sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Subject: FW: Computer Humor
>Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1998 10:41:23 -0400
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>
>>
>>
>> > Subject: Computer Replacements
>> >
>> > Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network
>> > or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers
>> > from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with
>> > an Etch-A-Sketch. There are several benefits to this move:
>> >
>> > 1. No Y2K problems.
>> >
>> > 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>> >
>> > 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
>> >
>> >
>> > Technical Support and FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
>> >
>> > Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
>> > screen.
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: How do I create a New Document window?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
>> >
>> > Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>> > A: Don't shake it.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>
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