[2484] in Humor
HUMOR: Lawyer Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Oct 7 09:31:48 1998
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 09:29:22 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Upset Lawyer
>Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 05:00:40 -0500
>
>
> ___________________________________________________________
>
> A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
> came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
>
> When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
> complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
>
> "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",
> he whined.
>
> "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
> retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid
> BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was
> ripped off!!!"
>
> "Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the
> bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
>
> "Where's my Rolex???!!!!"
> ___________________________________________________________
>
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