[2481] in Humor
HUMOR: Halloween Humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Oct 6 08:29:29 1998
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 1998 08:24:55 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU, mowu@MIT.EDU, "MEGallagh@aol.com" <MEGallagh@aol.com>,
wheger@wbc-architects.com,
"kris.m.kelly@us.pwcglobal.com" <kris.m.kelly@us.pwcglobal.com>,
jbran18610@aol.com, dunbar@MIT.EDU, dahv@MIT.EDU, mtsai@bqa.com,
immer@MIT.EDU, celia_kent@harvard.edu,
Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
cjwells@fas.harvard.edu,
Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
leite@fas.harvard.edu
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <<jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW:
>Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1998 15:44:28 -0400
>X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2232.9)
>
>
>
>> TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
>>
>> 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
>> 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
>> 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
>> 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
>> 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
>> 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
>> 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
>> 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
>> 2) Less guilt the morning after.
>> 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
<color><param>8080,0000,8080</param>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sharalee M. Field University Hall 11
Planning Analyst Cambridge, MA 02138
Faculty of Arts and Sciences 617.495.8257 (Voice)
Harvard University 617.495.7881 (Fax)</color>
