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From: abennett@MIT.EDU To: humor@MIT.EDU Date: Wed, 04 May 94 11:06:58 EDT Spelling left as is. It adds to the atmosphere. -Big Brother Date: Thu, 21 Apr 94 18:16:41 PDT From: ckleinja@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans) > <<Forwards being debriefed by Big Brother>> > > I have warned people that the authorities are using CC decoders to > turn televisions into spying devices, but people just ask dumb > questions and then having satisfied their feeble wit, they rest > content in the delusion that they have nothing to worry about. > > Here is more evidence I have collected about the federally mandated > CC decoders. > > First I went to some local electronic stores (I can't tell you > which one's) and looked at TV's and separate CC decoders. I was > careful not to let anyone see me compare them. The CC decoders > are too big to fit inside a regular TV, yet the new TV's with > the decoder/spy aparadus are the same size as the old ones. Only > the government would be able to use miniature spy electronics to > make them fit inside. This leaves us with two possibilities: > > 1) Innocent decoders built with high tech government electronics. > 2) Decoder/spy aparadus built with same. > > I don't need to tell you which one sounds silly. > > Next, some have expressed doubt that the infrared eye on a tv > could be used for spying on people. Yet we all know that it > can see the remote control. A person is much bigger than a re- > mote control. I found that I could turn my TV on and off with > the remote control even when I went into another room. Apparently > the eye can see through walls. This is stupid if all you're going > to do is use the remote. Why would anyone watch TV from another > room? It is ideal for spying because often people will not have TV's > in their bedrooms or bathrooms. Thankfully, the eye was confused > when the door was closed. I think that smoke detectors are also > being used. Notice several things that the gov says: > > 1) Put the smoke detector next to bedrooms. > 2) Test smoke detector and replace battery. > > My smoke detector has never gone off but the battery runs dead anyway. > Where's the electricity going? Doesn't require an idiot to realize > it must be going into the air (broadcasting). The government is > concerned with people smoking. > > Also some people think that just because the gov. has survalence in > every home this means they have to be looking at everyone simutaneously. > This is dumb. People reassure themselves by saying "the government can't > spy on everyone, therefore they won't spy on anyone." This is just denial. > > Why do you think the gov is pushing to have a fiber optic data highway? > > The only thing remaining is for the gov. to place survaylances and > controls on our persons. Funny how we're getting mandatory government > health care all of a sudden. > > WAKE UP. Don't try to comfort yourself by sending me an email, it > will still happen even if you send email. > > Melvin M. Gladstone
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