[2411] in Humor
HUMOR: Nice Tooth
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Aug 6 12:40:16 1998
Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 12:32:39 -0400
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>Subject: FW: Nice Tooth
>Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 12:04:45 -0400
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>> Subject: Nice Tooth
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>> Subject: Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say
>>
>> 1."I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
>> 2."Duct tape won't fix that."
>> 3."Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
>> 4."We don't keep firearms in this house."
>> 5."Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?"
>> 6."You can't feed that to the dog."
>> 7."No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe."
>> 8."Wrasslin's fake."
>> 9."I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
>> 10."Who's Richard Petty?"
>> 11."Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
>> 12."Deer heads detract from the decor."
>> 13."Spittin' is such a nasty habit."
>> 14."Trim the fat off that steak."
>> 15."The tires on that truck are too big."
>> 16."I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
>> 17."I've got it all on a floppy disk."
>> 18."Unsweetened tea tastes better."
>> 19."Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
>> 20."My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's"
>> 21."I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
>> 22."Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams."
>> 23."Checkmate."
>> 24."She's too old to be wearing that bikini."
>> 25."Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
>> 26."Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen."
>> 27."I don't have a favorite college team."
>> 28."Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin."
>> 29. "Elvis who?
>> And the number one thing you will NEVER hear a southerner say:
>> 30."I couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today"
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