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HUMOR: Two Priests
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Aug 3 12:42:58 1998
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 1998 12:37:01 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 21:21:52 +0000
>Subject: Two Priests
>***
>
>Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
>Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now,
>but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for
>about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"
>
>The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
>soaring above the Rocky mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter,
>and off flies the first priest.
>
>The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will
>any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the
>computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're
>doing. The week's a freebie." "In that case," says the second
>priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it," says St.
>Peter, and the second priest disappears.
>
>A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.
>Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble
>locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says
>St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the
>eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>
>"Why?" asketh the Lord. St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow
>tire, somewhere in North Dakota."
>
>***
