[2374] in Humor
HUMOR: Blind Date
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sat Jul 11 16:02:49 1998
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 1998 15:51:44 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 22:37:09 +0000
>Subject: Blind Date
>Priority: normal
>
>
>A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining
>and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass
>eye fell into his hand.
>
>He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young
>woman looking down.
>
>"Is this yours?" he asked.
>
>She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
>
>On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a
>drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards
>she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you
>like to join me?"
>
>He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As
>the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a
>marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
>
>The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man
>you meet?"
>
>"No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."
>
>***
>
>
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