[2348] in Humor
Humor From Norbert . . .
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Master.of.the.Humor.List@ilp.mit.e)
Sun Jun 21 09:27:10 1998
Date: Sun, 21 Jun 1998 09:21:27 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Master.of.the.Humor.List@ilp.mit.edu
Norby sends his first joke since moving back to Germany:
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Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old, and authorities believe that his death occurred at
approximately 8.45 p.m. last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and
going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at
the time of his untimely death.
After an emergency autopsy was performed early this morning, the Chief
Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he had
kept coming, and coming, and coming.................!!!
