[2344] in Humor
Dilbert's Salary Law (Funnies)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew B. Greytak)
Tue Jun 16 13:27:11 1998
Date: Tue, 16 Jun 1998 08:09:16 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Andrew B. Greytak" <agreytak@MIT.EDU>
>>> Dilbert's Salary Law
>>>
>>> Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as
>>> business executives. Now we have mathmatical proof that
>>> explains why this is true:
>>>
>>> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
>>> Postulate 2: Time is Money.
>>>
>>> As every engineer knows,
>>>
>>> Work
>>> -------- = Power
>>> Time
>>>
>>> Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
>>>
>>> Work
>>> -------- = Knowledge
>>> Money
>>>
>>> Solving for Money we get:
>>>
>>> Work
>>> ------------ = Money
>>> Knowledge
>>>
>>> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity
>>> regardless of the Work done.
>>>
>>> Conclusion: The less you Know, the More you Make.
