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More on the Presidents Visit

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Adam Skwersky)
Thu Jun 4 13:24:32 1998

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 04 Jun 1998 13:14:36 EDT
From: Adam Skwersky <askwersk@MIT.EDU>



This is funny but I think it's also a "real" email.


>Date: Thu, 4 Jun 98 04:52:55 EDT
>To: aac-aoquery@MIT.EDU
>Cc: gayle@MIT.EDU
>Subject:  Attire for June 5 Commencement - Message for All Students
>From: tha@MIT.EDU   (Thomas H. Adams)
>Priority: urgent
>
>
>Please post in your respective DLC's as appropriate.
>
>There has been some recent controversy surrounding appropriate attire for
>Commencement.  Normally, the Office of the Dean for Student Affairs would
>not need to take a position on this issue.  However, it seems that a
>substantial number of female students are considering a suggestive and
>offensive form of dress.
>
>It therefore is necessary for the Office of the Dean for Student Affairs to
>declare that the wearing of black berets and kneepads by alumnae-to-be at
>graduation is hereby forbidden.
>
>This dress code will be strictly enforced for all participants in the
>commencement procession.  No exceptions or exemptions will be made.
>
>***************************************************************
>Thomas H. Adams, Special Ass't to the Dean for Student Affairs
>Massachusetts Institute of Technology
>Office of the Dean of Students and Undergraduate Education
>77 Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA  02139-4307
>***************************************************************
>



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