[2313] in Humor
HUMOR: Miranda Rights
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Tue May 19 13:48:23 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 13:40:55 EDT
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From: Steve Weiss <SteveWeiss@comshare.com>
You have the right to wear a fruit basket on your head.
You have the right to bare and shimmy your midriff
You have the right to stand still, but you can't.
Any steps you dance can and will be observed by an audience.
You have the right to a Brazilian orchestra with a mighty rhythm
section.
If you cannot afford such an orchestra, a cheap cassette will be
provided by
the court.
These are your Carmen Miranda Rights
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