[2284] in Humor
FW: HUMOR: hank the angry, drunken dwarf
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason Lima)
Mon Apr 27 22:44:05 1998
From: Jason Lima <lima@MIT.EDU>
To: "'humor@mit.edu'" <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 22:31:18 -0400
I don't know how much you like Howard Stern, nor do I know if this
qualifies as a "joke", but it'd be great to see Hank the Angry, Drunken
Dwarf be on the front cover of People Magazine's "Most Beautiful
People" issue.
Send it to everyone you know if you like! Thanks!
>From: Sarcasm's Mailing List[SMTP:sarcasm@list.mac.cc.cmu.edu]
>Sent: Monday, April 27, 1998 11:44 AM
>To: sarcasm@list.mac.cc.cmu.edu
>Subject: Please help
>
>
>** I am sorry about the duplicate mailings.. My server crashed and I
thought
>the original mailout was lost... Sorry... Everyone of you should
really vote
>like I ask below.. I want to see Hank get above Hanson. I figure
with the
>21,000 people on this list Hank's goals will be fulfilled... **
>
>
>The Howard Stern fans on the net are getting together and voting
>for Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf as one of People Magazines 50 Most
>Beautify People. You do it right through the web site!
>
>The address is...
>http://www.pathfinder.com/people/50most/1998/vote/index.html
>
>Make sure you get the name right, it's...
>Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
>
>He's currently sitting at #35!!! hehehaha I just voted and moved him
>one vote ahead of John Travolta! He's also ahead of Julia Roberts,
Wil
>Smith, Drew Barrymore, Denzel, Jewel, Alyssa Milano, and others.
>
>Please help to get Hank elected!!! VOTE HANK!!!
