[226] in Humor
Massachusetts Hazing Law
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (jdhinter@MIT.EDU)
Sat Apr 23 03:41:11 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 23 Apr 94 03:39:15
From: jdhinter@MIT.EDU
The following is taken from email for a new MIT student group:
>I've been a little lazy with ASA the past couple weeks
>(one good turn deserves another??......ahhh, no). Anyway, in
>order to make [us] an official group I need to do two things.
>One, add something to the constitution (anti-discrimination stuff)
>and two, distribute Massachusetts Hazing Law copies to everyone who wants
>them. So, I will have copies [available] if anyone wants them.
>But, just in case you don't want the long winded version, let me simplify:
>
>
> MASSACHUSETTS HAZING DEFINITION AND LAWS
>
> Hazing: To haze.
>
> 1. No do haze.
> 2. No think haze.
> 3. No make haze.
> 4. No haze.
>
> Note: "No see haze" is not an official thing since at MIT
> I see a big blurry haze everyday in class.
>