[2249] in Humor
HUMOR: Meals on Wheels
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Thu Mar 26 13:49:14 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 13:43:49 EST
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From: Amy Beverley Chan & Jeremy David Weiss <slinkie@cyberspace.org>
(from cookie8@accessv.com)
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets
the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if
there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please
let Me know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I
have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy
pillow appears.
A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to
heaven. Again there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer.
The mice answer "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run
from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running, running;
we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we
don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says "say no more" and fits each
mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him "How are things
since you are here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals
On Wheels' you've been sending by are theeeeeeeee best!!!"
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