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HUMOR: New Rules at Reagan National Airport
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Mon Mar 16 15:49:16 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 15:41:48 EST
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From: Steve Weiss <SteveWeiss@comshare.com>
The Comshare Humor List's Washington Correspondent reports
the following Local Washington Humor: -srw
In keeping with the renaming of National Airport to Ronald Reagan
National Airport, the FAA has required the following changes be made
on ALL flights:
1) A portion of all ticket sales must be routed to Iran;
2) Vegetarian meals will consist only of ketchup;
3) I don't recall;
4) First class seating will drastically improve, while coach class
will be moved to the baggage section;
5) No flights will depart between the hours of 1 to 4pm for "naptime";
6) Should quality concerns arise, baggage handlers are required to
invade Dulles Airport to distract critics;
7) Ticket prices for wealthy passengers will be slashed to increase
air travel by the poor;
8) All passengers are required to shred all travel documents before
boarding;
9) I don't recall;
10) Sleeping accommodations on all flights should include: pillow,
lanket, and a chimp named "Bonzo".
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