[2238] in Humor
HUMOR: the doughboy
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Feb 17 15:37:52 1998
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 15:32:13 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU, mowu@MIT.EDU, "MEGallagh@aol.com" <MEGallagh@aol.com>,
wheger@wbc-architects.com, Kris_Kelly@notes.pw.com, jbran18610@aol.com,
dunbar@MIT.EDU, dahv@MIT.EDU, jsquill@MIT.EDU, mtsai@bqa.com,
immer@MIT.EDU, celia_kent@harvard.edu,
Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
Very punny....
>From: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <<jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW: the doughboy
>Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 14:44:45 -0500
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>Here's a clean one to send along.
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>> Doughboy Dead at 71!
>> --------------------------------------------------------------
>> Veteran Pilsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a
>> severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of
>> the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of
>> celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California
>> Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker, and the Hostess
>> Twinkies.
>>
>> The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt
>> Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never
>> knew how much he was kneaded."
>>
>> Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
>> filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
>> cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
>>
>> Still, even as a crusty old man he was a roll model for millions.
>>
>> Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and
>> one in the oven.
>>
>> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>>
>> Jack
>> x Jack Gingras
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