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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelya)
Fri Nov 14 00:52:25 1997
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 00:48:50 EST
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
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Date: Thu, 13 Nov 1997 17:17:49 -0500 (EST)
From: Don Silverman <crazyed@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
To: Joshua M Friedman <prefect@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>,
Mark Shapiro <kiev@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>,
William F Key <billykey@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>,
Indraniel Das <jakabeef@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>,
Carla Mandili <cmandili@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Cc: Miguel Delmazo <delma_mb@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Subject: Just Bee...
Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your
summer?"asks bee number one.
"Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough
flowers, not enough pollen."
"Got a great place for you to go. Fly down to the next corner
and hang a left. There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers
and fruit." Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off.
An hour later, the bees bump into each other again. "How was the
bar mitzvah?" asks the info-bee.
"Great!" says buddy-bee.
The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on your
head?"
"A yarmulke. I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."
"What this campus really needs is a rabid dog."(1996)
"The World is my Frat"(11-17-96)
"Do it right the first time!"(pre 1976, Dad)
"Things could always be worse...I could be on fire."(August 1997)
"Always Be True to Yourself..."(Mom)
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