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HUMOR: Apostles Top Ten List
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Tue Jul 22 22:24:05 1997
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 1997 22:19:13 EDT
Not sure who to attribute this one to, but its pretty good :)
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"Top Ten Things That Would Be Different If The Twelve Apostles Had Been
Gay Men"
1) The 'Sermon on the Mount' would be a musical
2) Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day
3) Priests would get married ... wait a minute ... never mind
4) The Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce
5) Mary's hair would be FLAWLESS
6) The Temple would not have been cleansed of money changers, just
re-decorated
7) The water at the Wedding Feast of Cana would have turned into dry
martinis with just a splash of Curacao for color
8) The Triumphal Entry just SCREAMS for a drag number
9) Replace the 'Beatitudes' with "Fabulous are they..."
10) The Last Supper would have been a brunch.
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