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HUMOR: Klingon Programmer Top Ten List
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Sun Jul 20 17:57:41 1997
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 17:51:26 EDT
From: Matthew Manes <mattmanes@earthlink.net>
Subject: Klingon Programmer Top Ten List
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your
software development team:
10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor.
Prepare to die!"
7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?!
I should kill you where you stand!"
6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium
processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest
Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"
