[2119] in Humor
HUMOR: Two Nuns and a Vampire
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Jun 25 11:44:51 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 25 Jun 1997 11:39:22 EDT
Date: Tue, 24 Jun 1997 10:37:47 -0500
From: Joe Ziehler <ziehler@psicorp.com>
Two nuns are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to
Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a
diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through
the windshield. "Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I
do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the
abomination," says the second.
She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and
hisses again at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun. "Switch on the windshield
washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican, " says the second.
Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses
again at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts the first nun. "Show him your cross," says the
second. So she winds the window down and shouts: "GET OFF MY
F**KING HOOD!!"
