[2116] in Humor
HUMOR: Do you sell...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jun 19 12:44:07 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: trjackso@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 1997 12:34:32 EDT
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 1997 12:23:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
"SMOKIN' GRANNY"
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking
a cigarette. It started to rain, so one old lady reached into her
purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her
cigarette, and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey, that's a good idea. What is
that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette explained to her friend, "You can
purchase condoms at the pharmacy."
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all
the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, "Do you
sell condoms?
The pharmacist said, "Yes," but looked a little surprised that
this old woman was interested in them, so he asked her, "What size do
you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a
Camel."
