[2104] in Humor
Fwd: FW: Gift
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (LMCCOOPER@aol.com)
Tue Jun 10 15:51:31 1997
From: <LMCCOOPER@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 15:36:24 -0400 (EDT)
To: humor@MIT.EDU, htcooper@princeton.edu, alexhi@microsoft.com
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In a message dated 97-06-10 11:54:46 EDT, SKenyon@ems.jsc.nasa.gov (Kenyon,
Susan E) writes:
<< >A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier after
>having eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills most
>exclusive restaurants.
>"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.
>
>So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an
>absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the
>furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that
>particular fur goes for $65,000."
>
>"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
>
>"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may
>come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared the bank."
>
>So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns.
>The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?!
>There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"
>
>"I just had to come by," grinned the guy,
>
>"to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
> >>
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Forwarded message:
From: SKenyon@ems.jsc.nasa.gov (Kenyon, Susan E)
To: benyon@briarwood.houston.tx.us ('Ed Benyon'), JesTex71@aol.com ('Jessica
Benyon'), Joe@joewhite.com ('Joe White'), JAHAIGHT@paranet.com ('John
Haight'), LMCCooper@aol.com ('Lynn Cooper'), speacock@br-inc.com ('scott
peacock')
Date: 97-06-10 11:54:46 EDT
>A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier after
>having eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills most
>exclusive restaurants.
>"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.
>
>So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an
>absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the
>furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that
>particular fur goes for $65,000."
>
>"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
>
>"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may
>come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared the bank."
>
>So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns.
>The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?!
>There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"
>
>"I just had to come by," grinned the guy,
>
>"to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
>
>
