[2095] in Humor
HUMOR: Oxymorons
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jun 6 09:52:43 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 1997 09:49:04 EDT
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 22:12:44 -0700
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
From: "Mark D. Baushke" <mdb@cisco.com>
OXYMORONS:
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Safe sex
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
Software documentation
California culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then ..."
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Toronto Life
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
and one of my personal favorites:
Microsoft Works
