[2090] in Humor
HUMOR: A boy and a girl
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri May 30 16:55:41 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 30 May 1997 16:50:09 EDT
Date: Fri, 30 May 1997 16:41:47 EDT
From: "James M. Kretchmar" <kretch@MIT.EDU>
From: mkadish@venable.com
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from
town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance
from town, when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a
hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat
looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should
have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and
the fare back to town is $25."
