[2047] in Humor
HUMOR: The Statues
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sun Apr 27 12:20:33 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 27 Apr 1997 12:18:06 EDT
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
>>> For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each
>>> other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
>>>
>>> "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
>>> "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
>>> both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you
>>> want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the
>>> statues to life.
>>>
>>> The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
>>> bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter,
>>> and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues
>>> emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
>>>
>>> "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
>>> Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue
>>> and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll
>>> crap on its head."
