[2013] in Humor
HUMOR: You might be a sysadmin...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Apr 11 09:52:01 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: baker@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 09:49:18 EDT
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 08:43:13 -0500
From: mabehr@MIT.EDU (Michael Behr)
From: Rourke McNamara <rourkem@fdemocracy.org>
From: Jonathan Kalbfeld <jrk@doppelganger.mti.sgi.com>
Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Sysadmin
-- by Jonathan Kalbfeld
10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have
no idea it is referring to drugs.
9. Your sleep schedule is similar to that of the great horned owl.
8. You make more than all of the MBAs you know who actually finished
college.
7. You have enough computing power in your house or apartment to render
obscene pictures of upper management people.
6. Your idea of a social event is going to a Non-Disclosure Discussion.
5. The last time you wore a tie was your high school graduation.
4. The last time you kissed someone was in high school.
3. "What? No raise? No Backups, then!"
2. You have a vanity plate on your car that names part of the Unix File
System.
And the number one sign you might be a Sysadmin...
1. You have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from home today
so I can avoid wearing pants."
