[1998] in Humor
HUMOR: Driving Exam Answers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Apr 4 22:49:12 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 04 Apr 1997 22:45:42 EST
Date: Fri, 4 Apr 1997 12:03:40 -0500
From: Todd Jackson <trjackso@frock.mit.edu>
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on
exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving
school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation
offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the
road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A:Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
