[1978] in Humor
HUMOR: Tree Humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Mar 27 11:30:38 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:13:46 EST
Another one from the Master of the Groaner...
-Drew
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:03:53 -0500
From: Joe Ziehler <ziehler@psicorp.com>
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or
a son of a birch?"
The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the
tree. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friend, is the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
