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HUMOR: A short history of medicine

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Mar 26 14:44:44 1997

From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 14:22:24 EST


Date: Wed, 26 Mar 97 14:10:58
From: amarkina@MIT.EDU (Aleksandra Markina )
From:  Benjamin Bunnell <bunnell@cco.caltech.edu>
From: "Timothy A. Gleason" <tim@albert.us.dg.com>

Maureen O'Hara wrote:
 
   A short history of medicine:
  
    I have an earache...
  
   2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
  
   1000 A.D. - That root is heathen.  Here, say this prayer.
  
   1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition.  Here, drink this potion.
  
   1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil.  Here, swallow this pill.
  
   1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective.  Here, take this antibiotic.
  
   2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial.  Here, eat this root.



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