[1969] in Humor
HUMOR: OJ joke (but a good one)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Mar 24 09:56:39 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 09:41:05 EST
Date: Sun, 23 Mar 1997 23:50:56 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
From: mweston@netscape.com (Mike Weston)
California Highway Traffic
A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped
in traffic and thinks, "wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we're
not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars
and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer, what's the
hold up?"
"O.J. just found out the verdict, he's all depressed. He's lying down
in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in
gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million
dollars for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for
him."
The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far?"
"So far....ten gallons."
