[1949] in Humor
HUMOR: Short bits
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Mar 11 13:32:35 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 13:15:36 EST
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 01:05:14 EST
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: tamibear@MIT.EDU
Dear Earthling,
Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.
I have transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I
am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are
smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.
------- Forwarded Message
From: Merlyn Liberty <merlyn@swcp.com>
>From: vardeman@juno.com (Robert E Vardeman)
>Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 12:36:24 EST
>
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>
>10. dam.mit.edu
>9. monarch.butterfly.net
>8. gratuitouslylonghostname.apana.org.au
>7. drag.net
>6. my-hostname-is-longer-than-yours.mit.edu
>5. tragically.hip.berkeley.edu
>4. dislocated.hip.berkeley.edu
>3. ohsaycan.ucc.american.edu
>2. huh_huh.fire.com
>1. vo.mit.edu
>
