[1921] in Humor
comments
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelya)
Sat Mar 1 14:07:49 1997
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 01 Mar 1997 14:05:25 EST
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
Ahh, Wilderness....
ACTUAL comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness
(Bridger-Teton National Forest) registration sheets and comment cards:
- - - Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.
- - - Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that
go uphill.
- - - Too many bugs and leaches and spiders and spider webs. Please
spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
- - - Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the
winter.
- - - Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to
wonderful views without having to hike to them.
- - - The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake.
Please eradicate these annoying animals.
- - - A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is
there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call ___ ___ ____.
- - - Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can
hike at night with flashlights.
- - - A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.
- - - The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.
- - - Too many rocks in the mountains.
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