[1911] in Humor
HUMOR: Corporate Haikus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sun Feb 23 22:07:25 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 1997 22:03:54 EST
And My contribution:
Stocks fall as petals
Many yen float downriver
A margin call sings
-Drew
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 00:44:14 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
From: mweston@netscape.com (Mike Weston)
Corporate Haikus
Fields of white daisies
Now stained by fresh blood --
Our offsite meeting has failed.
Heat shimmers from the cars
Around my parking place;
They all want my job.
Ponderous, the glacial ice
Flows still faster than
My corporation.
Savor a deadline;
it is merely an excuse
to stay up all night.
A marketing bird!
He tells me, tells me, and then
tells me what he told me.
Sunset is never
ensnared in a choice between
cost and quality.
(c) copyright 1993 by William Warriner
