[1898] in Humor
HUMOR: Doing the Laundry
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Feb 14 19:31:00 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 19:18:27 EST
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: rothenberg@tfn.com (Sarah Rothenberg)
Author: James Everett at fcedop
Date: 2/11/97 8:13 PM
"Doing the Laundry"
This young couple got married. On their honeymoon they were very
anxious to consumate the marriage because they were both virgins. They
had saved themselves for the right partner and for marriage. Because
of their sexual inexperience they were a bit uncomfortable discussing
the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use
in place of "making love" or "having sex". This made them both more
comfortable with the whole concept.
Well the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They both had
many years of pent up sexual frustration to expend so they "did the
laundry" no less than 5 times that first night and finaly fell asleep
together completely exausted.
In the middle of the night the new husband woke up and he was ready
to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her
"can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired and all of this new
abrasive activity had taken it's toll on her body. She told him that
she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning.
A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. Her new
husband had saved himself for her for many years. What he had asked
for wasn't unreasonable and she decided she should go ahead and "do
the laundry with him again". She gently shook him and said "honey,
i'm sorry i denied you...we can do the laundry again if you want" and
he replied "that's ok...it was a small load...i did it by hand."
