[1889] in Humor
HUMOR: Drug Dealers and Software Vendors
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Feb 12 13:35:51 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1997 12:27:01 EST
From: Merlyn Liberty <merlyn@swcp.com>
Date: 11 Feb 97 19:41:47 -0800
From: Gordon Garb <ggarb@apple.com>
Subject: [HUMOR] Programmers prox equal Dealers
Forwarded-by: Greg Marriott <greg@goonsquad.spies.com>
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Drug dealers Software developers
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Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as "users". as "users".
"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
Have important South-East Have important South-East
Asian connections Asian connections
(to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock," "SCSI," "RTFM,"
"Dime bag," "E". "Java," "ISDN".
Realize that there's Realize that there's
tons of cash in the tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old
market. market.
Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by
industry's producing industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes. newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company Often seen in the company of
of pimps and hustlers. marketing people and venture
capitalists.
Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
unhealthy addictions. 'Nuff said.
Do your job well, and Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.
