[1884] in Humor
HUMOR: The Priest and The Sister
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Feb 11 14:42:38 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 14:13:06 EST
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
>Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 13:41:40 -0500
>From: czalduon@MIT.EDU (Carlos J. Zalduondo)
>Subject: Jokes- Priest and Sister.
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>>
>> A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when
>>their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it
>>appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel
>>in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
>>
>> PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
>> circumstances, if we spent the night together in
>> this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed.
>>
>> SISTER: I think that would be okay.
>>
>> They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
>>
>> Ten minutes later...
>>
>> SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.
>>
>> PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet.
>>
>> Ten minutes later...
>>
>> SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
>>
>> PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket.
>>
>> Ten minutes later...
>>
>> SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would
>>mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
>>
>> PRIEST: You're probably right... Get up and get your own blanket.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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