[1846] in Humor
Aircraft Carrier Story
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (George Savvides)
Sat Jan 25 14:36:11 1997
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 1997 14:30:11 -0500
From: George Savvides <savvides@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a
collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF
THE US
NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
