[1836] in Humor
Actual newspaper headlines...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (George Savvides)
Tue Jan 21 21:53:04 1997
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 21:39:46 -0500
From: George Savvides <savvides@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
Iraqi head seeks arms
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Stud tires out
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Miners refuse to work after death
Squad helps dog bite victim
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Stolen painting found by tree
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
War dims hope for peace
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Cold wave linked to temperature
Two Soviet ships collide, one dies
