[1824] in Humor
HUMOR: Programmer Quotes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Thu Jan 16 22:20:01 1997
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 22:15:28 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 14:05:02 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Rob Mayoff <mayoff@tkg.com>
URL: <http://www.cs.rice.edu/~matthias/cquotes.txt>
"Of course, I am using a browser, Internet Explorer, produced by the
world's most successful supplier of erroneous software, Microsoft Inc.,
and that may explain the problem."
Michel Joly de Lotbinire
MJDL@INTERLOG.COM
"I have stopped reading Stephen King novels.
Now I just read C code instead."
Richard A. O'Keefe; http://www.cs.rmit.edu.au/%7Eok
"C program run -- Run program run -- Run, C program, Run! -- (please)"
Bumper Sticker
"The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony number 9."
Erwin Dieterich
erwin@cvt12.verfahrenstechnik.uni-stuttgart.de
"When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb."
Steve Hoflich
compl.lang.c++
"Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using rocks
to sharpen sticks."
Thant Tessman <thant@acm.org>
"So, when you typed in the date, it exploded into a sheet of blue flame
and burned the entire admin wing to the ground? Yes, that's a known bug.
We'll be fixing it in the next release. Until then, try not to use
European date format, and keep an extinguisher handy."
slam@pobox.com (Tequila Rapide)
