[1794] in Humor
HUMOR: The OJ Simpson Trial, as recorded by Dr. Seuss
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sun Jan 5 17:36:21 1997
Date: Sun, 5 Jan 1997 17:32:07 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Sat, 4 Jan 1997 20:38:43 -0500
From: eolson@MIT.EDU (Ed Olson)
THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag i had was just for me.
MY bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When i came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my life for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
