[1788] in Humor
HUMOR CLASSIC: Special High Intensity Teaching
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jan 2 10:40:43 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 02 Jan 1997 10:23:12 EST
Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 18:11:11 -0500
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
Memo to all students.
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to
give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course,
please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they
graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
