[1780] in Humor
HUMOR: Product Warning
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sun Dec 29 22:49:52 1996
Date: Sun, 29 Dec 1996 22:45:10 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 16:05:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Kirk McKusick <mckusick@McKusick.COM>
From: "BUSHL" <bushl@icdgate.hanscom.af.mil>
[From UbiSoft, makers of Rayman]
THESE MATERIALS SHOULD _NEVER_ BE LOADED ONTO A SYSTEM WHICH IS INVOLVED,
DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, WITH ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS
ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF
NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS, AIR
TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, FOREIGN OR EXTRATERRESTRIAL
LANGUAGE TRANSLATION, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE
SYSTEM OR THESE MATERIALS COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY OR THE
DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH.
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