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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Stephen A. Gilbert)
Sat Apr 2 10:25:21 1994

From: stephen@ai.mit.edu (Stephen A. Gilbert)
Date: Sat, 2 Apr 94 10:19:34 EST
To: humor@MIT.EDU


At the entrace to my office cluster there's a door with a security key
pad, and yesterday someone posted a note beside it:

   ~~~~~~~~
   Due to recent attempts to break the security code an additional level
   of security has been added.  From 1 April, you have to enter a voice
   code in addition to the usual keypad code.  The voice code is a word
   or sentence which the system uses to recognize you.  It is individual
   and you have to record it before using it.  Follow the instructions
   below.  

   Entering A New Voice Code:

   1.  Press *22* on the keypad.
   2.  Enter your voice code.  Speak into the hidden microphone on top of
   the keypad.  Talk with a normal and clear voice.  Do not enter a code
   longer than 5 seconds.
   3.  After entering your personal voice code press * on the keypad.

   Using Your Voice Code

   1. Press * on the keypad.
   2. Enter your voice code.  Remember to talk into the microphone.
   3. Press * again followed by the normal code.

   ~~~~~~~~

Although I didn't see anyone talking to the wall, several were looking
for the microphone.



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