[1707] in Humor
HUMOR: See that girl?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Thu Nov 21 09:38:19 1996
Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:28:59 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:05:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Peter Langston <psl@langston.com>
-= Election Day =-
The first Jewish woman President is elected.
She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to
the swearing-in ceremony."
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker"
"But I only eat kosher food"
"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food"
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send a limo, just come mama"
"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices
and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on her right.
"You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?"... "Her brother's
a doctor!"
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