[1691] in Humor
HUMOR: Can I guess??
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Nov 12 08:38:55 1996
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 08:34:34 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 22:53:15 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she
stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you
have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said,
"352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally
amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have
a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my
dog back?"
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