[1645] in Humor
HUMOR: Mixed breeds
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (connie@interserve.com)
Fri Oct 18 11:08:10 1996
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 10:52:41 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans) (by way of abennett@mit.edu (Andrew
Bennett))
From: "Karen Kienitz (415)725-5817" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
From: "Jeanne Newman (415)498-5861" <NEWMAN_JE@SHS.STANFORD.EDU>
by way of the Corgi list, via the Irish Wolfhound list, via the
Scottish Deerhound list, via Great Pyrenees List, via the Belgian
List........
MIXED BREEDS
Pekingese x Lhasa Apso = PEEKASSO, an abstract dog.
Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed.
Pekingese x Dachshund = PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese
restauranteurs.
Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = BLUEBLOOD, a favorite of high
society.
Poodle x Great Pyrenees = POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.
Pointer x Setter = POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet.
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = IRISH SPRINGER, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = BLUE SKYE, a dog for optimists.
Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.
Airedale x Spaniel = AIRIEL, a dog that brings in good TV
reception.
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = LAB COAT RETRIEVER,
the choice for research scientists.
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for
financial advisors.
Terrier x Bulldog = TERRIBULL, a dog that always makes mistakes.
Keeshound x Setter = KEESTER, you can't get this dog off it's
duff.
Bloodhound x Labrador = BLABADOR, a dog that barks a lot.
Chihuahua x Whippet = CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.
Boxer x German Shepherd = BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in
public.
Basenji x Schipperke = BASERKE, a dog that's mad about its owner.
Malamute x Pointer = MOOT POINT, owned by........... oh well, it
doesn't matter anyway.
Collie x Malamute = COMMUTE, a dog that lives on the subway.
Deerhound x Terrier = DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end.
Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the
snack bars at sporting events...
Akita x Shiba Inu = SHIKITA, a bright yellow, banana-shaped dog
Pyrenees x Akita = PYRAKITA, a small brightly-colored South American
dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
