[1634] in Humor
HUMOR: Cop Comeback
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Oct 8 10:33:04 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 08 Oct 1996 10:10:35 EDT
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 1996 23:55:49 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Karen Kienitz (415)725-5817" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
From: "Jeanne Newman (415)498-5861" <NEWMAN_JE@SHS.STANFORD.EDU>
Supposedly true...
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY THE CHP
The person in question, a woman as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's
Ball."
He replied:
"No, Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what
he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
