[1630] in Humor
HUMOR: Yugo Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Oct 7 15:51:24 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 1996 15:28:37 EDT
Date: Sun, 29 Sep 1996 23:49:09 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: rocky@hal.com (Rochelle Grober)
Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll
take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. Why don't Yugos sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914's.
