[1620] in Humor
HUMOR: He sure is, lady
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Sep 24 11:02:39 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 1996 10:56:21 EDT
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 1996 00:13:04 -0400
From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
Subject: The sailor
From the Price Waterhouse humor files:
Subject: The sailor
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the
docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her,
and said, "Look,
you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you
and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That
night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an
arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me
to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry."
