[162] in Humor
HUMOR: Bard-O-Matic Sample Output
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Sat Apr 2 07:11:53 1994
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Subject: HUMOR: More on Shakespearean Insults
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Thou saucy crook-pated lout!
Thou dissembling tickle-brained giglet!
Thou weedy clapper-clawed clotpole!
Thou quailing boil-brained whey-face!
Thou rank swag-bellied coxcomb!
Thou frothy tardy-gaited mumble-news!
Thou spongy toad-spotted horn-beast!
Thou clouted motley-minded flax-wench!
Thou warped common-kissing haggard!
Thou artless fen-sucked strumpet!
Thou dankish milk-livered boar-pig!
Thou beslubbering pox-marked pigeon-egg!
Thou dissembling guts-griping wagtail!
Thou loggerheaded fool-born codpiece!
Thou mewling beef-witted vassal!
Thou villainous hasty-witted jolthead!
Thou quailing rump-fed lewdster!
Thou fobbing fly-bitten moldwarp!
Thou wayward toad-spotted lewdster!
Thou impertinent hasty-witted nut-hook!
Thou cockered fool-born flirt-gill!
Thou spongy shard-borne flax-wench!
Thou puny toad-spotted giglet!
Thou mewling half-faced codpiece!
Thou dissembling plume-plucked barnacle!
Thou bootless swag-bellied pumpion!
Thou droning clay-brained moldwarp!
Thou spongy dizzy-eyed mammet!
Thou spongy unchin-snouted clack-dish!
Thou mangled fen-sucked canker-blossom!
Thou loggerheaded folly-fallen miscreant!
Thou reeky boil-brained barnacle!
Thou mangled rump-fed death-token!
Thou yeasty ill-nurtured flax-wench!
Thou roguish dizzy-eyed clack-dish!
Thou spleeny plume-plucked nut-hook!
Thou rank shard-borne bladder!
Thou wayward fen-sucked mammet!
Thou paunchy hell-hated coxcomb!
Thou gleeking rump-fed boar-pig!
Thou frothy weather-bitten clotpole!
Thou fobbing milk-livered ratsbane!
Thou quailing milk-livered pigeon-egg!
Thou rank boil-brained baggage!
Thou gleeking hell-hated canker-blossom!
Thou beslubbering earth-vexing barnacle!
Thou rank tardy-gaited lewdster!
Thou venomed milk-livered maggot-pie!
Thou warped guts-griping puttock!
Thou roguish hell-hated baggage!
Thou vain swag-bellied jolthead!
Thou spongy beef-witted lewdster!
Thou wayward earth-vexing puttock!
Thou artless full-gorged flap-dragon!
Thou goatish weather-bitten bugbear!
Thou mewling base-court pumpion!
Thou unmuzzled common-kissing flirt-gill!
Thou ruttish beetle-headed pigeon-egg!
Thou dankish pottle-deep barnacle!
Thou droning ill-nurtured mumble-news!
Thou dissembling dread-bolted scut!
Thou pribbling pox-marked bugbear!
Thou fawning dismal-dreaming malt-worm!
Thou lumpish fen-sucked haggard!
Thou errant milk-livered death-token!
Thou currish dizzy-eyed clack-dish!
Thou yeasty guts-griping haggard!
Thou warped weather-bitten lewdster!
Thou mewling dizzy-eyed bladder!
Thou froward unchin-snouted gudgeon!
Thou loggerheaded boil-brained flax-wench!
Thou wayward dizzy-eyed coxcomb!
Thou churlish shard-borne nut-hook!
Thou infectious folly-fallen scut!
Thou gleeking clapper-clawed bum-bailey!
Thou saucy base-court harpy!
Thou cockered half-faced clotpole!
Thou bootless spur-galled horn-beast!
Thou unmuzzled plume-plucked haggard!
Thou spongy onion-eyed whey-face!
Thou clouted crook-pated codpiece!
Thou puny sheep-biting mammet!
Thou cockered fool-born pigeon-egg!
Thou spleeny common-kissing barnacle!
Thou spleeny rough-hewn codpiece!
Thou gleeking fly-bitten harpy!
Thou roguish pox-marked flax-wench!
Thou gleeking beef-witted apple-john!
Thou loggerheaded spur-galled flax-wench!
Thou gorbellied motley-minded lout!
Thou spleeny hedge-born ratsbane!
Thou froward rough-hewn giglet!
Thou errant ill-nurtured dewberry!
Thou venomed ...
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